
Two Grumpy Bastards Podcast
Politics. Culture. Society. Science. Comedy (both intentional and unintentional). General ranting from two self-righteous and overly-educated ex-Army guys. You could call them relics. You could call them #wokeless. You could call them agitators. But be careful, they may call you an ambulance. And..... one of them is an actual bastard
Episodes
129 episodes
Smorgasboard: PBS and NPR, Connor McGregor, Jasmine Crockett, Signal Gate, Vance Rocks
In this episode we have a dinghy full of topics and videos (go watch the YouTube) as well. We diiscuss Conor McGregor running for Ireland's President, Jasmine Crockett going ghetto, Signal Gate, and our speculation of how that happened, and a c...
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Season 6
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Episode 112
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1:50:12

DEMS BE CRAZY, YO!
We discuss the terrorist attack on an American car manufacturer and the intellectual penis envy about its owner. Tim Walz thinks he can kick my ass, the Board of Education deserves a bye-bye, and we give hot fitness and nutrition talk.&nb...
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Season 6
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Episode 111
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1:40:40

Trump's State of the Union, Dems Continual Epic Meltdown, Lots of Hot Movie and TV Talk
We review the year 2010 (nearly endlessly) and give our insouciant and scintillating analysis of the news of the week.
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Season 6
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Episode 110
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1:58:11

Crossover with Endless Ranters!!
In this episode we host our esteemed guests Christopher and Quana from the Endless Ranters Podcast. We talk about 2009, a lot of other stuff, conspiracy theories, Obama, Trump, and life philosophy.
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Season 6
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Episode 109
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2:13:51

Democrats Jump the Shark, Trump Cruises a Lap, Marc Rubio Destroys CBS, USA! Beats Up Canada
We discuss the awesomeness that happened with Trump at Daytona, and the USA Hockey Team openin' up can of Whoopass on Canada. Margaret Brennan at CBS embarasses herself even worse (how do these people have jobs?). And, as usual, the...
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Season 6
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Episode 108
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1:24:48

Russ Takes Charge! DOGE, Democrats are Lemmings, Trump, Harry Bolz
In this episode Russ runs the program ----- well, you have to listen and watch. We talk about 2007, Democrats leaping into the abyss, Elon Musk and President Trump are the greastest trolls ever.
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Season 6
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Episode 107
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1:27:56

Complete Democrat Meltdown, USAID is a Money Laundering Op, Trump Crushes Everything!
In this episode we dissect DOGE taking down USAID, the Democrats complete meltdown and their sad but hilarious National Convention picks and rules, and we talk about movies that were good books that deserve a remake. Oh, and soooo much wi...
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Season 6
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Episode 106
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1:51:01

Selena Gomez Cries for Criminals, VP Vance Destroys, RFK Testifies, Kristi Noem and ICE Raid and Deport Criminals
In this episode, we show a lot of videos including Selena Gomez's terrible acting, Trump's controversial cabinet picks shine in their hearings including RFK Jr, Kash Patel, and Tusli Gabbard. VP Vance destroys a "journalist". Dad jo...
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Season 6
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Episode 105
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2:10:24

Clergy Attacks Trump, Trump Takes Charge, Incredible Executive Orders, The Year 2004 in Review
In this episode we analyze the leftist Episcopalian "Bishop" left wing activist who tried to "preach" to Trump. We look at his first 4 days in office and celebrate his Executive Orders. We discuss the possible confirmation of some of his ...
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Season 6
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Episode 104
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2:00:40

Trump's Cabinet Kicking Ass, Joe Biden's Farewell, Dems Stay Far Left, Michelle Obama
Russ and Koop make up for lost time --- we cover the Trump Cabinet Senate hearings including Pete Hegseth and AG Bondi, and discuss who is the dumbest person in Congress. We also talk about Michelle Obama, Biden's Farewell, and his usual ...
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Season 6
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Episode 103
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1:47:04

We Predict 2025: Trump, DEI, Cabinet Positions, the Democratic Party
In this episode we review 2024 (a bit) and discuss what we see coming in 2025. Belated Happy New Year!
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Season 6
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Episode 2025
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2:02:07

Christmas Bonanza, No-Huddle Podcast. We Tell Stories and Trump is the Boss!
Our Xmas Bonanza. We tell lots of off color stories, gloat on the moronic histrionics of the left, Trump trolls the world!
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Season 5
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Episode 2024
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1:57:50

Trump 2.0, San Francisco Makes Fat Great Again, Fani Willis Disgraced,Oh Canada! (You Suck)
In this episode Koop and Russ talk about the impending government shut down, the new Fat Amabassador that is making eating cakes cool, Fani Willis is dismissed, how Donald Trump is ruling everything, and how Canada is cutting its nose off to sp...
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Season 5
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Episode 102
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2:22:43

News Omnibus. EVERYTHING that's happened this month. Year 2001 Review.
Here We go: January 6th, Drones, Luigi Maginone, Canada, Biden Pardons, Border Wall Auction, Daniel Penny, Lily Phillips, Onlyfans, Google Ad, Rebranding America Donald Trump Style. The 2001 year in review is epic.
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Season 5
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Episode 101
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2:32:10

100th Episode! Flashbacks, Unisex Bathrooms, Ukraine, Leftist Resistance, Military Recruiting
We tackled everything ever in this episode including but not limited to: Nancy Mace, Unisex public bathrooms, Military recruiting, Jaguar commericial, what the Dems will do next, Political rhetoric, Ukraine future, Jews in Berlin,Wokest of the ...
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Season 5
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Episode 100
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2:38:09

Trump's Cabinet is Magic, Trump's Triumphs Before Taking Office, Senate Drama
In this episode, Koop and Russ review some of the surprising and amazing cabinet appointees as Trump shoots out of the gate. We also review some of his "Presidential" accomplishments in the last week, and analyze the Senate drama....
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Season 5
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Episode 99
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1:44:05

ELECTION ANALYSIS: Breaking Down the Historic Trump Victory and Listener Questions
Russ and Koop analyze the stunning and historic victory of the "Comeback Kid" Donald Trump. Lots of data and logic (I know, it burns, it burns!) and we discuss some our pod listener questions and issues.
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2:20:51

Pre-Election Predictions with the Endless Ranters!!
Russ and Koop and the Quana and Christopher feature much frivolity in this crossover with the Endless Ranters ---- Lots of election talk and we review 1998.
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Season 5
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Episode 98
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1:30:37

Kamala Barfs Up on Fox News, Election Predictions, Hamas Leader Takes a Dirt Nap, 1997.
We review the year 1997, break down Kamala's unmitigated disaster on Brett Baier's show, and talk about Israel taking out the Leader of Hamas
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Season 5
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Episode 97
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1:42:01

Kamala Craps the Bed Everywhere, Movies We Hate, 1996
Russ and Koop dissect Kamala's lastest round of interviews and her inability to speak English, and we talk about movies we hate, that others love. Oh and 1996 in review.
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Season 5
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Episode 96
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1:35:43

Vice Presidential Debate, Israel vs. Iran, Koop's Irrational Phobia, 1995
Koop and Russ break down the Vice Presidential Debate and its Implications, Discuss the Israel and Iran Conflict and its Potential Outcomes, and Koop tells a story about his irrational fear of little people after playing a couple of bad commerc...
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Season 5
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Episode 95
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1:23:26

Bidens Disses Kamala, Kamala Can't Communicate, Bad Commercials, 1994
Koop and Russ discuss Joe Biden dissing Kamala on the View, Kamala exploding again on live TV, and bad commercials.
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Season 5
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Episode 94
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1:13:13

Another Assassination Attempt on Trump, Mossad Blows Some Balls Off, the year 1993
We analyze the Second Trump Assisination Attempt, the the wild violence preached by the left that led to this. We also talk about Mossad's highly amazing "strike" against Hezbollah
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Season 5
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Episode 93
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1:25:01

Critique of the Presidential Debate, What Happens Next? The Year 1992 Review
Russ and I discuss the debate, what will happen in the future depending on which party wins the Presidential election, and we review the year 1992 (spoiler: It sucks)#trump #kamala #election2024 #presidentaildebate #trump2024 #kamalahar...
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Season 5
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Episode 92
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1:24:45

1991 Review, Brazil's Crisis, Trumps Chances, the Constitution Shredded by Dems
Russ and I get pissed about the state of the Constitution, discuss the political crisis in Brazil, and the destruction of free speech globablly. We also analyze Trumps chances to pull off a win. And Koop of course talks about colleg...
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Season 5
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Episode 91
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1:22:06
